!! Knowledge is Power !!

Dear friends,

Doing the right thing, in the right way and at the right time will produce the results you want and deliver the goods. In other words, knowing what to do, when where and how is the master key to success. Gain knowledge and get ideas. Know the things over which you have power and shape them to your advantage. Learn and analyze your strengths and weakness. Achieve and accomplish through study and practice. You have total power over your attitudes, outlook and conduct. Think positively and act decisively.You have complete control over your appearance and approach, attitudes and aptitudes, words and Voice, health and habits.
Appreciate what others do for you and make the appreciation come from heart. People carve for recognition and appreciation. It is all in what you say and how you say. You can make people feel important by asking them to talk and tell youabout their accomplishments and achievements.. Let him have the chance of playing the big hero. If you want an individual to like you and talk to you instantly, let him feel that you really like him and are favorably impressed by him.

Words which convey joy, speech that spells succes, and sounds that ring wedding bells attract and bring others to your fold. Banish negative words like defeat, depression, failure , misfortune, pain, sickness, trouble etc., from your thoughts vocabulary and epression. Words move people. Let us use them to build up people -- to make them feel better , feel important, feel wanted, feel big and happy.

Sounding the success bells for you for a bright and prosperous future.

Sardar Jokes

1)
Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

2)
I kissed first Sardar 2 hs Frend: I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u? Friend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice.. Sardar:Hahaha i Kissd frst!

3)
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay FRIEND, but in the exam the essay which came was FATHER . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

4)
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....

5)
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000 /-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...?

Sardar Jokes

Sardar: Doctor I need Your Certificate.
Doctor: For What.
Sardar: I have applied for a leave in office. Ther r asking for DOCTORS CERIFICATE.
Doctor: ??!!!???!!!