1)
Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.
2)
I kissed first Sardar 2 hs Frend: I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u? Friend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice.. Sardar:Hahaha i Kissd frst!
3)
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay FRIEND, but in the exam the essay which came was FATHER . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
4)
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
5)
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000 /-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...?
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